Liberals, feminists, and radical Muslims shouldn’t really be allies. Liberals stand for gay rights and women in power, while radical Muslims like to behead homosexuals and use women like slaves. Feminists say that women’s bodies should be used for whatever the woman wants to use it for, whether that be proving their prowess in previously […]
Hillary Clinton’s Plane Was Going Down. What Happened Next Made Me Spit Out My Drink! HA HA
Stop me if you’ve heard this one. A small regional jet was having engine trouble on final approach, and the pilot ordered the passengers to evacuate. On that plane was a doctor, a 12-year-old boy, a priest, and Hillary Clinton. Although there were four passengers on board, there were only three parachutes available. When they […]
Here’s Why MSNBC’s “Morning Joe” Is About To Be “Unemployed Joe”
If you’ve ever had a bad boss, you know how difficult that can make your life. It makes the situation worse if you have no idea why they’re demanding what they’re demanding of you. This is how the employees over at MSNBC are feeling about the hoops they’re jumping through to keep the Morning Joe […]
CNN Will Never Show You What Melania Just Did. But We Will.
When you’ve thrown off the bonds of simple reporting and taken up the mantle of out right brain washing propaganda, your life can become more and more difficult as people catch on. Especially if you put all of your eggs in one basket, as companies like CNN did with Hillary Clinton. The mainstream media cashed […]
Hillary Clinton Should Be In Panic Mode
Winston Churchill famously said that “history is written by the victors.” Somehow the media missed out on that tidbit because the losing party of last falls election has completely hijacked the narrative and is making a mockery of President Trump’s win. The DNC is so devastated that they didn’t get what they wanted, that they’ve […]
Watching Fat Al Sharpton Get Punched In The Face On LIVE TV Made My WEEK
One of the biggest proponents and supporters of the Black Lives Matter movement has been Al Sharpton. For decades, this man has been at the forefront for black activism and racist hate speech towards anyone that isn’t black or an outright media whore. You see, Sharpton loves to make himself out to be the victim, which […]
Seattle’s Liberal Politicians Are Robbing The City’s Most Successful Citizens
We’ve been told that there are only two things in this world you can really depend on; death and taxes. One we dread, but know is coming and the other we run from like the plague and do everything possible to avoid every single spring. Many people have proposed alternative systems for our current tax […]
Bill O’Reilly Is BACK!
If you’ve been missing the No Spin Zone, we’ve got some good news for you; Bill O’Reilly, the former Fox News superstar is in talks with some new networks that want him to go live again. Not only is O’Reilly fielding offers from at least two news organizations, he’s trying to convince his buddy Sean […]
Here’s How Many Leeches Trump Kicked Off Welfare. Are You Sitting Down?
President Trump’s efforts to make America Great Again might already be coming to life with the decline of enrollment in the welfare program. This program is one that is the bane of many conservatives existence, considering the number of able bodied adults who are thought to exploit it, and President Trump has had plans to fix […]
I Didn’t Expect Putin To Say This About Trump, But I’m Really Glad He Did
After months of accusations of collusion between President Trump’s campaign and the Russians, the President finally met the Russian leader face to face. The two of them had a very civil conversation about global issues, and each side is claiming to have made the most headway with the other. Curiously though, after all this time […]