Stop me if you’ve heard this one. The Presidential election at the end of 2016 was too close to call. Neither Hillary Clinton nor Donald Trump had enough votes to win. There was much talk about ballot recounting, court challenges, etc., but a week-long ice fishing competition seemed the sportsmanlike way to settle things. The candidate that […]
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Donald Trump and Obama Are Playing A Round Of Golf, When Suddenly…HA HA!
Stop me if you’ve heard this one. Barack Obama and Donald Trump meet up for a quick round of golf. Obama wants to show off his golfing skills and tries to hit the ball as far as he can. He winds up, swings, and lobs the ball into the parking lot, where you can hear […]
Bernie Sanders Is Laying On His Deathbed With One Last Wish…HILARIOUS!
Stop me if you’ve heard this one. Stingy socialist Bernie Sanders had been diagnosed with a terminal illness, and was determined to prove wrong the saying, “You can’t take it with you.” After much thought and consideration, the old socialist finally figured out how to take at least some of his money with him when he […]
Here’s The HILARIOUS Difference Between Ivanka Trump And Chelsea Clinton! HA HA!
Stop me if you’ve heard this one. Donald Trump’s daughter, Ivanka, was about to finish her first year of college, alongside Hillary Clinton’s daugher, Chelsea. Like so many others her age, Chelsea considered herself to be very liberal, and among other liberal ideals she was very much in favor of higher taxes to support more […]
An American, Italian, And A Muslim Make A Phone Call From The Afterlife…HA HA HA!
An American mobster, an Italian mafioso, and a Muslim terrorist die and find themselves in the pits of hell. They’re approached by a demon that says “Before I let you in, I’ll let you make one phone call so you can tell your relatives not to follow your path in life. You’ll each have to […]
A Professor Asks A Question To His Students. A Muslim Man Raises His Hand And Says…
Stop me if you’ve heard this one: A professor at Ohio State University was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies . To get a feel for his audience, he asks, “How many people here believe in ghosts?” About 90 students raise their hands. “Well, that’s a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, […]
Hillary Clinton Is Visited By The Ghost Of Abe Lincoln. What He Tells Her….I Can’t Stop Laughing!
Stop me if you’ve heard this one! Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House. The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, “How can I best serve my country?” Washington says, “Never tell a lie.” Ouch! Says Hillary, I don’t know about that. The next night, […]
A Suicide Bomber Blows Himself Up And Goes To Paradise. What Happened Next…HILARIOUS!
Stop me if you’ve heard this one: A jihadi commits a suicide bombing, upon arriving in paradise he is escorted to a room and told: “Allah is very pleased, you shall receive your reward shortly.” After a few minutes, George Washington comes in with a Louisville Slugger and proceeds to beat the living heck out him. […]
An Old Man Goes To The White House And Asks A Marine To Speak To Obama. His Response…PRICELESS!
Stop me if you’ve heard this one: One sunny day in January 2017, an old man approaches the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue where he’d been sitting on a park bench. He speaks to the U.S. Marine standing guard and says, “I would like to go in and meet with President Obama.” The Marine […]
Obama Visited An Elementary School, But Didn’t Expect This…HILARIOUS!
Stop me if you’ve heard this one. President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama were visiting an elementary school and entered a 4th grade classroom. The class was in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the Obama if he would like to lead the discussion on the word ‘tragedy’. […]