Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump walk into a bar and grab a booth. Donald leans over, and with a smile on his face, says: “The media is really tearing you apart for that scandal.” Hillary: “You mean the Mexican gun running?” Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “You mean SEAL Team 6?” Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “You mean the […]
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Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, And A Hot Blonde Woman Get On A Train, When Suddenly, HA HA!
Bill Clinton, Donald Trump, a spectacular looking blonde woman and an enormously large woman with an unfriendly scowl are in a train car. The train passes through a tunnel, and in the darkness the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. As the train pulls out of the tunnel, the daylight reveals a big red […]
This Picture Of Bill Clinton is DESTROYING Hillary! She Wants It GONE, And I Can’t Stop Laughing!
We all love a good ribbing, especially at the expense of people who wholeheartedly deserve it. That’s why today, we have a few pictures that pokes fun at our favorite lying felon, Hillary Rodham Clinton, starring her philandering husband and liberal heartthrob, Bill Clinton. Not only is Bill trying to sabotage Hillary’s campaign from the […]
During A House Fire, Everyone Died Except For The Trump Supporters. The Reason Why…HA HA!
Stop me if you’ve heard this one. In South Los Angeles, a 3-family house was destroyed by a fire. A family of illegal Mexicans and die-hard Bernie Sanders supporters lived on the first floor, and they all died, sadly. On the second floor lived a family of Muslim refugees, who were huge Hillary Clinton supporters. They also tragically […]
Obama And Hillary Were Flying On A Private Jet When The Pilot Said Something That Made Me Spit Out My Drink. HA HA!
Stop me if you’ve heard this one. One day after a fundraiser, Barack and Michelle Obama were flying on a private jet with Hillary Clinton. Obama looked at Hillary, chuckled and said, ‘You know, I could throw a $100 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy. Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied, ‘I […]
Here’s The Hilarious Difference Between Donald Trump And Bernie Sanders…HA HA!
Stop me if you’ve heard this one. One day, a police officer went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, ‘I cannot accept money from you , I’m doing community service this week’. The cop was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to […]
Bill Clinton Walks Along A Beach And Finds A Genie’s Lamp. What Happened Next…HA HA!
Stop me if you’ve heard this one. Bill Clinton was walking along the beach when he stumbled upon a Genie’s lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and lo-and-behold, a Genie appeared. Bill was amazed and asked if he got three wishes. The Genie said, “Nope…Due to inflation, constant downswing, low wages in third world countries, and fierce global competition, I […]
Donald Trump Sees Hillary Clinton At A Baseball Game. What He Did Next Made Me Spit Out My Drink. HA HA!
Stop me if you’ve heard this one. President Trump was invited to attend the first game of the World Series, and as he sat in his seat, he noticed that sitting directly next to him was Hillary Clinton. On the jumbotron, the camera pans to the umpire, who walks over to the VIP seating area, […]
The Devil Appears Before Hillary Clinton. What Happened Next…HA HA!
Stop me if you’ve heard this one. Hillary was finishing up a day on her campaign trail when the Devil suddenly appeared in her office and made her an offer… “I am here to offer you a deal,” the Devil said. “I will give you unlimited wealth, even more power, and a media that will […]
Obama Is Looking For Someone To Fix The White House Fence. What Happened Next…HA HA!
Stop me if you’ve heard this one. Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Minnesota. Obama steps out, greets each one and asks them to show their proposals. The Minnesota contractor takes out a tape measure […]