Stop me if you’ve heard this one. Hillary Clinton decided to do one of her campaign speeches against the backdrop of an American farm, but the ceremony couldn’t get started because of all the flies buzzing around her head. Clinton demanded to know why the flies wouldn’t leave, so the farmer explained to her, “Well, those are called circle […]
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An Illegal Immgrant, A Radical Muslim, And Donald Trump Are Walking On A Beach, When Suddenly…HA HA!
Stop me if you’ve heard this one. An illegal Mexican immigrant, a radical Muslim and Donald Trump were walking together on a beach in Florida when the Mexican stumbled over a bottle in the sand. He picked up the bottle, rubbed the sand off it, and a genie appeared. “I can only grant three wishes,” the genie said. […]
Trucker Puts Hilarious Picture Of Obama On The Back Of His Truck. I Can’t Stop Laughing!
Of all the things to put Obama’s picture on, this probably takes the cake as the most appropriate place imaginable! This picture is going viral and for good reason. Obama spews all kinds of lies and deceit all over the world and it seems as though one trucker has had enough of his, well, crap, […]
This HILARIOUS Monica Lewinsky Picture Is Why Hillary Lost The Election. HA HA!
While politics can be quite serious, it’s always good to have a bit of a sense of humor about things. Thankfully, we have the internet to fill the gap of the super-serious news cycle with absolute hilarity. To combat Facebook’s known anti-conservative bias, there have been countless pictures known as image macros and memes that […]
Did Jeff Foxworthy Just DESTROY All Muslims? And Why Can’t I Stop Laughing?
Jeff Foxworthy is one of the world’s most renowned comedians, with his famous “You might be a Redneck” one liners. As it stands, Jeff is also an open and opinionated conservative that we’ve written about in the past. While we can’t confirm that Jeff himself wrote these, it certainly seems like his trademark style. These […]
Here’s The HILARIOUS Difference Between Donald Trump And Barack Obama
Although we do try to report on hard-hitting issues, we’re not above a few good laughs at the expense of far-left nutjobs like Barack Obama Here’s an amazing anecdote about the difference between a conservative and liberal, attributed to Jim Spivey on Facebook. It sums everything up perfectly: Donald Trump and Barack Obama were walking down the […]
Hillary Clinton Dies And Meets The Devil. What He Said To Her Made Me Spit Out My Drink. HA HA!
Stop me if you’ve heard this one. While walking down the street one day Hillary Clinton is hit by a truck and dies. Her soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. “Welcome to Heaven,” says St.Peter. “Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a […]
Donald Trump Noticed His Waitress Was A Hillary Supporter. What Happened Next…HA HA!
Stop me if you’ve heard this one. Donald Trump goes into a restaurant, sits down in a booth, and looks over the menu. His waitress comes along, wearing a “#ImWithHer” button on her apron and a “Hillary Clinton 2016” wristband on. After ordering his food, Trump asks her, “I’m just curious, why did you support Hillary Clinton?” Her eyes […]
After Their Plane Crashed, Bill And Hillary Clinton Get Judged By God. I Can’t Stop Laughing
Stop me if you’ve heard this one! Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, and Al Gore were in an airplane that suffered mechanical failure and crashed. They wake up in heaven, and they find God sitting on the great white throne. God addresses Al Gore first. “Al, what do you believe in?” Al replies, “Well, I believe […]
Clueless Congressman Called Hillary “Honest,” The Crowd Laughed Him Out Out Of The Room
When you watch the news, it’s not unreasonable to think that every Democrat alive is a Hillary Clinton fan. The amount of smoke they’re blowing up the public’s collective buttcheeks is both voluminous and never ending. One thing is clear: Don’t believe everything you hear. At a Monday night congressional debate, Florida candidates Charlie Crist […]