Stop me if you’ve heard this one. In South Los Angeles, a 3-family house was destroyed by a fire. A family of illegal Mexicans and die-hard Bernie Sanders supporters lived on the first floor, and they all died, sadly. On the second floor lived a family of Muslim refugees, who were huge Hillary Clinton supporters. They also tragically […]
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Obama And Hillary Were Flying On A Private Jet When The Pilot Said Something That Made Me Spit Out My Drink. HA HA!
Stop me if you’ve heard this one. One day after a fundraiser, Barack and Michelle Obama were flying on a private jet with Hillary Clinton. Obama looked at Hillary, chuckled and said, ‘You know, I could throw a $100 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy. Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied, ‘I […]
The Devil Appears Before Hillary Clinton. What Happened Next…HA HA!
Stop me if you’ve heard this one. Hillary was finishing up a day on her campaign trail when the Devil suddenly appeared in her office and made her an offer… “I am here to offer you a deal,” the Devil said. “I will give you unlimited wealth, even more power, and a media that will […]
Donald Trump Sees Hillary Clinton At A Baseball Game. What He Did Next Made Me Spit Out My Drink. HA HA!
Stop me if you’ve heard this one. President Trump was invited to attend the first game of the World Series, and as he sat in his seat, he noticed that sitting directly next to him was Hillary Clinton. On the jumbotron, the camera pans to the umpire, who walks over to the VIP seating area, […]
Bill Clinton Walks Along A Beach And Finds A Genie’s Lamp. What Happened Next…HA HA!
Stop me if you’ve heard this one. Bill Clinton was walking along the beach when he stumbled upon a Genie’s lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and lo-and-behold, a Genie appeared. Bill was amazed and asked if he got three wishes. The Genie said, “Nope…Due to inflation, constant downswing, low wages in third world countries, and fierce global competition, I […]
A Man Goes To Heaven And Asks God How Much Politicians Have Lied. The Answer? HA HA!
Stop me if you’ve heard this one. A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, “What are all those clocks?” St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every […]
Hillary Clinton Is Mugged While Walking Down The Street. What Happened Next…HA HA!
Stop me if you’ve heard this one: On a normal day in Washington DC, a thief stalked a woman for a few blocks, after which he stuck a loaded pistol in a woman’s ribs and said, “Give me your money!” The woman, shocked by the sudden attack, said “You CANNOT do this, I am Hillary Clinton, […]
Obama Is Looking For Someone To Fix The White House Fence. What Happened Next…HA HA!
Stop me if you’ve heard this one. Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Minnesota. Obama steps out, greets each one and asks them to show their proposals. The Minnesota contractor takes out a tape measure […]
Ronald Reagan Perfectly Describes Democrats With One HILARIOUS Dirty Joke! HA HA!
I love it when history repeats itself. It seems as if every time Democrats are in power, they suffer from the same problems, without fail, and it takes a conservative to point it all out. N ow, to give a sense of where the political landscape was when Ronald Reagan (perhaps our greatest conservative leader) […]
Hillary Clinton Went Into A 3rd Grade Classroom. What Happened Next…HA HA!
Stop me if you’ve heard this one. Hillary Clinton went into a 3rd grade class to get support from teachers. She stood in front of the class and asked the children how many of them were “Hillary fans.” Not really knowing what a Hillary fan is, but since the kids wanted to be liked by […]