Donald Trump and Obama Are Playing A Round Of Golf, When Suddenly…HA HA!
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Barack Obama and Donald Trump meet up for a quick round of golf.
Obama wants to show off his golfing skills and tries to hit the ball as far as he can.
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He winds up, swings, and lobs the ball into the parking lot, where you can hear a pane of glass shatter.
A young caddy comes running and presents Obama with a bill for $150,000 for destroying a priceless 18th century stained glass window.
Obama, visibly angry, looks over at the caddy and says,
“Do you know who I am? When I finish this game, I’m going to go to the owner personally and have your ass FIRED! You better get ready, because this time next year, you’re not gonna have a pot to piss in!”
On the next hole, Obama winds up even harder than before, swings, misses, and accidentally throws his club behind him, into the clubhouse, where you can hear glass breaking.
Another young caddy comes running, with a bill for $350,000 for a priceless 17th century Ming vase.
Obama turns red, looks over at the caddy and says,
“Do you know who I am? As I already told the other guy – when I finish this game, I’m going to go to the owner personally and have your ass FIRED! You better get ready, because this time next year, you’re not gonna have a pot to piss in!”
Trump starts laughing.
Obama, fuming mad, says,
“Who the hell do you think you are?”
Trump says,
“I own this golf course, and I believe you owe me some money for the mess you’ve made.”
Flustered and embarrassed, Obama says,
“I don’t have that kind of money! Just bill the taxpayers!”
Trump replies,
“Barack, over the 8 years you’ve been President, you’ve increased the national debt by 10 trillion dollars by billing the taxpayers for everything – let’s give ’em a break. Here’s what I’ll do – when I finish my campaign, I’ll just get the cash from you personally when you hand over the keys to the White House. You better get ready, because this time next year, you’re not gonna have a pot to piss in.”
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