Stop me if you’ve heard this one. A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, “What are all those clocks?” St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every […]
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After Their Plane Crashed, Bill And Hillary Clinton Get Judged By God. I Can’t Stop Laughing
Stop me if you’ve heard this one! Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, and Al Gore were in an airplane that suffered mechanical failure and crashed. They wake up in heaven, and they find God sitting on the great white throne. God addresses Al Gore first. “Al, what do you believe in?” Al replies, “Well, I believe […]