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The Pope Sees Hillary Clinton Being Attacked By A Shark, When Suddenly…HA HA!

The Pope Sees Hillary Clinton Being Attacked By A Shark, When Suddenly…HA HA!

Stop me if you’ve heard this one:

One day, the Pope was in from Italy and after a rough week of meeting archbishops and other religious figures, he decided to go see the Galveston shore in Texas.

When he arrives in his Pope mobile, he sees a woman struggling for her life against a huge shark.

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Upon a closer look he notices that it is Hillary Clinton.

Horrified, he starts to call for help when a speedboat pulls up along side Hillary, with Donald Trump and Mike Pence on board.

Pence leans over and pulls her out.

Then Donald Trump and Mike Pence begin to beat the shark to death with baseball bats. The two men notice the Pope and land the boat on the beach.

The Pope says to the men, “I know that there has been a lot of attention and a lot of strife in this past election, but I can see that you politicians respect each other and would help each other in their hour of need. You have my blessings.” The Pope packs up and drives out of sight.

Trump asks, “Who was that?”

“That was the pope, Mr. Trump, he is all knowing and in touch with God. Leader of the Catholic Church,” says Pence.

Trump says, “Well that’s all neat and fine, but he doesn’t know anything about shark fishing. Hows the bait holding up?

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Elvin Bartley

Elvin Bartley wrote for Yes I'm Right during its 2016 coverage.

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