Latest Never-Trump Senator Jeff Flake Moves To Save Robert Mueller’s InvestigationPolice Investigating “Suspected Hate Crime” At Tucker Carlson’s HomePlan-B: Democrats’ Strategy If Trump Fires Robert MuellerSessions’ Replacement Has A Very Different View Of Robert Mueller’s InvestigationBoy Scouts Suddenly Change Its Name To Be More “Inclusive” Toward Girls
The Voice Of The Nation
Archive: this site collects commentary originally published between 2015 and 2018. Dates shown are original publication dates.

Here’s The Hilarious Difference Between Donald Trump And Bernie Sanders…HA HA!

Here’s The Hilarious Difference Between Donald Trump And Bernie Sanders…HA HA!

Stop me if you’ve heard this one.

One day, a police officer went to a barber for a haircut.

After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, ‘I cannot accept money from you , I’m doing community service this week’.

Don’t miss the next one

Join the Nation and get our briefing free, straight to your inbox.

The cop was pleased and left the shop.

When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a hand written ‘thank you’ card and a dozen fresh donuts waiting for him at his door.

Later, Donald Trump comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, ‘I cannot accept money from you, I’m doing community service this week, and since you employ everyone in the neighborhood, this one’s on the house.’

Trump was flattered and left the shop.

The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a ‘thank you’ card and five $100 bills in an envelope waiting for him at his door.

Then, Bernie Sanders came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, ‘I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week’.

Bernie was very happy and left the shop.

The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were ten more Senators lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the establishment politicians who run it.

trumpsanders2_1

Share this if you got a good laugh!

Elvin Bartley

Elvin Bartley wrote for Yes I'm Right during its 2016 coverage.

The briefing that cuts through the noise

Join the Nation and get new pieces from the archive, plus commentary you won’t find in the legacy press — straight to your inbox.

Free forever · Unsubscribe in one click · We never sell your address.