Stop me if you’ve heard this one:
On a normal day in Washington DC, a thief stalked a woman for a few blocks, after which he stuck a loaded pistol in a woman’s ribs and said, “Give me your money!”
The woman, shocked by the sudden attack, said “You CANNOT do this, I am Hillary Clinton, the greatest politician America has ever seen!”
The thief immediately drops his gun and says “I’m so sorry, Mrs. Clinton! May I have your autograph?”
Clinton, calming down a bit, says “Why the hell would you want my autograph?!”
The thief says “Well, let’s just say it’s not every day that I get to meet the inspiration for my line of work.”
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