Stop me if you’ve heard this one.
Donald Trump was flying on a commercial flight from New York to South America when the plane started having mechanical trouble.
The flight attendant came to the cabin and informed everyone that four people would need to sacrifice themselves and jump off the plane if the rest were to survive.
After some deliberation, a Frenchman stood bravely up and said “Vive la France!” and jumped out the door.
Shortly thereafter an Englishman stood up and said “Long live the queen!” and he too, took the plunge out the door.
Without missing a beat, Donald Trump stood up, approached the door and says “We’re probably over Mexico right about now, no?” and threw out two Mexicans.
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