Stop me if you’ve heard this one. An illegal Mexican immigrant, a radical Muslim and Donald Trump were walking together on a beach in Florida when the Mexican stumbled over a bottle in the sand. He picked up the bottle, rubbed the sand off it, and a genie appeared. “I can only grant three wishes,” the genie said. […]
2016 ELECTION
That Time Putin Went On LIVE TV And CONFIRMED That Obama And Hillary Created ISIS
Donald Trump has been absolutely slammed by the liberal media in the last few days. He first was lambasted by the liberal lot for his comments that second amendment people could stop Hillary Clinton. The liberals then blew it way out of proportion saying that Trump was saying someone should assassinate Hillary. They must have forgotten […]
This HILARIOUS Monica Lewinsky Picture Is Why Hillary Lost The Election. HA HA!
While politics can be quite serious, it’s always good to have a bit of a sense of humor about things. Thankfully, we have the internet to fill the gap of the super-serious news cycle with absolute hilarity. To combat Facebook’s known anti-conservative bias, there have been countless pictures known as image macros and memes that […]
Donald Trump’s Poem To Islamic Refugees Will Make You Proud To Be An American
Donald Trump is no stranger to controversy, and he certainly knows how to draw a crowd. That’s why at a Cedar Falls Rally, Trump took to the stage to lay out his plan for Syrian and Muslim immigrants coming to this country without proper paperwork and documentation. Trump then went on to recite a poem […]
CNN Producer CAUGHT On Hidden Camera Admitting That The Trump-Russia Story Is “Bullsh*t” And “Only About Ratings”
Have you ever heard someone described as someone who would “lie when the truth was better”? Apparently that’s really true in the mainstream media since the bad news gets better ratings than the good news. Between that, and the absolute imperative to “follow the money” it turns out that news stations like CNN have probably […]
The DNC Comes Clean And Admits Every LIE They’ve Ever Told. I Can’t Stop Laughing.
Sometimes, all we need to really understand something is to see it from another perspective. Imagining what someone (or something) might say about an issue can be really revealing. Here’s what one political analyst thinks that the DNC might write in it’s bio if it were a thing that could write bios. It reads: Hi! I’m the DNC. […]
Trey Gowdy Tells The Truth About Russia That No Trump-Hating Liberal Will Ever Admit
The media might be more to blame for America’s fascination with President’s Trump’s alleged collusion with Russia than Congress. At least, that’s what House Oversight Chairman Trey Gowdy believes. Gowdy explained his point of view on Tucker Carlson Tonight. Popular media outlets have been whipping their viewers into a frenzy, shouting “collusion!” every chance that […]
Newt Gingrich Predicts What Will Happen To Trump’s Russia “Investigation” And He’s Absolutely RIGHT!
Up until recently, politics was supposed to have absolutely no bearing on the execution of law enforcement. And that makes sense, because law enforcement deals with concrete laws, while politics deals with all that goes into making those laws. Sadly, there’s been some circumventing of the standard process, and politics are starting to bleed into what […]
President Donald Trump And Kim Jong Un Meet For The First Time, When Suddenly…HA HA!
Stop me if you’ve heard this one. At a meeting for peace negotiations in North Korea, President Donald Trump and King Jong Un met for the first time to discuss the future of their countries. When Trump sat down in the conference room, he noticed Kim had three buttons on the arm of his chair. After a few […]
Johnny Depp Gets His Stupid Teeth Kicked In By America For Saying That He Will Kill The President
The United States has a proud history of pretty much letting anybody say anything they want to. It’s built in, right there in the constitution so we’ve kinda got to. But as we all hopefully learned as children; just because you can say something, doesn’t mean you should. Of course, it’s no great surprise that […]