Stop me if you’ve heard this one.
A curious 8-year old boy named Little Johnny gets on a bus with his mother and a Muslim man sits next to him.
Johnny leans over to the Muslim and says “I have a few questions for you. Why are you wearing this weird hat?”
The Muslim man replies, “It’s a ‘chechia’ because, in the desert, it protects my heads from the sun.”
“And why are you wearing those weird clothes?”
“It’s a ‘djbellah’ because, in the desert, it is very hot and it protects my body”
“And why are you wearing those ugly shoes?”
“These are ‘babouches’, which keep me from burning my feet when in the desert”
“One last question” said Johnny.
“Yes?” the man replied.
“Why are you living in New York and still wearing all this shit?”
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(H/T TheFoxHole)