Stop me if you’ve heard this one.
A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a Mexican are on a train.
The Russian takes out a bottle of his best vodka, drinks a bit and throws the rest off the train and says, “There’s plenty more of that where I come from.”
Everyone is impressed.
The Cuban takes out one of the finest Havana cigars, takes one puff and throws it off the train and says, “There’s plenty more of those where I come from.”
Again, everyone is rather impressed.
So the American stands up and throws the Mexican off the train.
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(H/T Planck’s Constant)