Stop me if you’ve heard this one. Hillary Clinton decided to do one of her campaign speeches against the backdrop of an American farm, but the ceremony couldn’t get started because of all the flies buzzing around her head. Clinton demanded to know why the flies wouldn’t leave, so the farmer explained to her, “Well, those are called circle […]
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This HILARIOUS Monica Lewinsky Picture Is Why Hillary Lost The Election. HA HA!
While politics can be quite serious, it’s always good to have a bit of a sense of humor about things. Thankfully, we have the internet to fill the gap of the super-serious news cycle with absolute hilarity. To combat Facebook’s known anti-conservative bias, there have been countless pictures known as image macros and memes that […]
Donald Trump Stops By Hillary Clinton’s House With A Pair Of Pigs. I Can’t Stop Laughing!
Stop me if you’ve heard this one. After the inauguration, Donald Trump stopped by Hillary Clinton’s house. Trump steps out of the Presidential limo, carrying a baby piglet under each arm. The Marine on guard duty in front of the house snaps to attention and says: “Nice pigs, sir.” Donald Trump replies: “These are not pigs. These […]
Here’s The HILARIOUS Difference Between Donald Trump And Barack Obama
Although we do try to report on hard-hitting issues, we’re not above a few good laughs at the expense of far-left nutjobs like Barack Obama Here’s an amazing anecdote about the difference between a conservative and liberal, attributed to Jim Spivey on Facebook. It sums everything up perfectly: Donald Trump and Barack Obama were walking down the […]
Hillary Clinton Dies And Meets The Devil. What He Said To Her Made Me Spit Out My Drink. HA HA!
Stop me if you’ve heard this one. While walking down the street one day Hillary Clinton is hit by a truck and dies. Her soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. “Welcome to Heaven,” says St.Peter. “Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a […]
After Their Plane Crashed, Bill And Hillary Clinton Get Judged By God. I Can’t Stop Laughing
Stop me if you’ve heard this one! Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, and Al Gore were in an airplane that suffered mechanical failure and crashed. They wake up in heaven, and they find God sitting on the great white throne. God addresses Al Gore first. “Al, what do you believe in?” Al replies, “Well, I believe […]
Hillary Thought She Was Meeting A Black Supporter. She Didn’t Expect To Get AMBUSHED On LIVE TV!
Hillary Clinton is a talking head that hasn’t had an original thought, other than a sound-bite talking point since the Reagan administration. That’s why it’s so satisfying to see her get utterly wrecked by someone she thinks will give her some softball questions. At a coffee shop meet and greet, Hillary spoke with who she […]
Hillary Clinton And Donald Trump Walk Into A Bar. What Happened Next…HA HA!
Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump walk into a bar and grab a booth. Donald leans over, and with a smile on his face, says: “The media is really tearing you apart for that scandal.” Hillary: “You mean the Mexican gun running?” Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “You mean SEAL Team 6?” Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “You mean the […]
Adam Carolla Just UNLEASHED HELL On Hillary And Bernie! OMG!
Adam Carolla is one of the smartest men in Hollywood, not only because he’s conservative in spirit and a pragmatist, but because he’s witty and knows how to take people down with class. He’s stood shoulder-to-shoulder with Trump on Celebrity Apprentice and has had The Donald, along with other Republican candidates call in to his […]
Obama And Hillary Were Flying On A Private Jet When The Pilot Said Something That Made Me Spit Out My Drink. HA HA!
Stop me if you’ve heard this one. One day after a fundraiser, Barack and Michelle Obama were flying on a private jet with Hillary Clinton. Obama looked at Hillary, chuckled and said, ‘You know, I could throw a $100 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy. Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied, ‘I […]