Obama Is Looking For Someone To Fix The White House Fence. What Happened Next…HA HA!

Stop me if you’ve heard this one.

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House.

One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Minnesota. Obama steps out, greets each one and asks them to show their proposals.

The Minnesota contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. “Well,” he says, “I figure the job will run about $900. $400 for materials, $400 for my crew, and $100 profit for me.”

The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, “I can do this job for $700. $300 for materials, $300 for my crew, and $100 profit for me.”

The Chicago contractor doesn’t measure or figure, but leans over to Obama and whispers, “$20,700.”

Obama, incredulous, says, “You didn’t even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?”

The Chicago contractor whispers back, “$10,000 for me, $10,000 for you, and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence.”

“Done!” replies Obama.

And that, my friends, is how politicians work.

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