Stop me if you’ve heard this one.
A small regional jet was having engine trouble on final approach, and the pilot ordered the passengers to evacuate.
On that plane was a doctor, a 12-year-old boy, a priest, and Hillary Clinton. Although there were four passengers on board, there were only three parachutes available.
When they realized there was no hope, the doctor said he felt like he should take one of the parachutes, because he had the potential to save countless lives. The others agreed.
Seeing as there were only two life-saving parachutes left, Hillary turned to the priest and the boy and told them that she would do great things in their memory, but since she was the smartest woman in the world, she needed to preserve her intellect. She snatched the closest pack before someone could stop her and jumped.
The priest looked at the boy and said “I’ve lived a full life and I’ve made my peace with God. You have your whole life to live, so take the parachute and go.”
The boy quickly said “Don’t worry father, we’ll both be fine. The smartest woman in the world just jumped out with my backpack.”
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