Stop me if you’ve heard this one.
After the inauguration, Donald Trump stopped by Hillary Clinton’s house.
Trump steps out of the Presidential limo, carrying a baby piglet under each arm.
The Marine on guard duty in front of the house snaps to attention and says: “Nice pigs, sir.”
Donald Trump replies: “These are not pigs. These are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Bill, and I got one for Hillary.”
The Marine again snaps to attention, and says: “Excellent trade, sir.”
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