Bill Nye, paragon of scientific thought and rational thinking, has taken it upon himself to save the world, in a Netflix show named, and I’m not kidding, Bill Nye Saves The World.“In this series, Nye snarkily teaches the non-scientific idiots amongst us about things that are totally based in fact and peer-reviewed research, specifically the topic of gender.
Now, for those of you who aren’t exactly in the know of current scientific lingo, gender is a social construct that can change with a person’s mood. In reality, gender was a term coined by a man named John Money, who was so convinced by the concept of fluidity that he performed genital mutilation experiments on infant boys and had their parents raise them as girls. Later in life, they committed suicide, but Money’s term stuck and now it’s being parroted around by the likes of scientific idols such as Nye for political and financial gain.
Nye’s latest clip may be the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen, and is the farthest thing from science as you can get without actually trying to demonstrate the flatness of the Earth.
Nye talks about gender being a spectrum, and that conventional science used to think that there were only two binary genders, defined by the sex of a person, before it discovered that apparently science enables you to let your freak flag fly.
After this, a woman in a seahorse costume tells “bipeds who identify as females” to clap their hands for a woman who raps about her vagina as a bagel with lox, gay sex, and Skyping with sad clowns. I’m not sure what being high is like, but I imagine that this is what the bad part of an acid trip would be. Nothing makes sense and a dread for the future of society takes over.
If you can stomach it, here’s the clip, entitled “My Sex Junk.” Remember, this video is for young teens.
The shining beacon of hope is that the video, at the time of this writing got 338 likes and 20,985 dislikes and counting. The comments also deserve a chuckle. Here’s the top comment on YouTube:
Everything wrong with this video:
- 1. Nye ironically genders his audience with “guys” in the first sentence.
- 2. No one knows this girl from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend.
- 3. Humans are now apparently referred to as “bipeds” which is ableist against war vets with 1 leg.
- 4. “World of ours” implies the earth belongs to humans, which is western chauvinism and not environmentally friendly.
- 5. If she has a vagina, she does not have the option of “hard”…she’s stuck with “moist.”
- 6. Her vagina does not have a voice; that’s gross. If it makes a sound it is actually air escaping and is rude.
- 7. When she sings about her vagina she holds her stomach not her vagina. Anatomy error.
- 8. “Metaphorical voice” is 6 syllables and she crams it into a 3 syllable section of the music.
- 9. The woman is so out of shape she can’t do a proper front kick her and looks like an elephant trying to walk up steps.
- 10. “Butt stuff” is not highly related to evolution. Any mammal that does “butt stuff” routinely will actually be selected out. It’s evolution in the same sense that extinction is evolution.
- 11. Sex “stew” assuming it refers to bisexual orgies actually are taboo in most societies. Anthropology error.
- 12. This is Gerard Depardieu: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5c/G%C3%A9rard_Depardieu_Cannes_2015_3.jpg/200px-G%C3%A9rard_Depardieu_Cannes_2015_3.jpg
- 13. Singer declares that she will have sex with anything. And is proud of this.
- 14. No one is boxing in her box.
- 15. She recommends jerking off strangers.
- 16. After 1:30 minutes of singing she is out of breath. This is pathetic.
- 17. Sexuality is not a spectrum. See evolution of mammalian sex. The book Red Queen gives a good description (by Matt or Mark Ridley…I forgot).
- 18. 1:38 Bill Nye grooving is sexually repulsive.
- 19. No one uses a Fleshlight outdoors. It is used inside, with appropriate shame.
- 20. Bill Nye grooving again.
- 21. 2:03 Watch her try to kick. It’s like watching someone on their first day of training.
- 22. 2:10 – Ironically tells normal people who are going about their business to get off THEIR soapbox while lecturing Americans from a position of ignorance.
- 23. Bagels with lox are disgusting…and so maybe her box is better than that.
- 24. 2:20 The face of Satan appears.
- 25. Ignorant non-scientist calls this “exactly the right message.” Thank you for re-electing President Trump.
Amen. Now I need to go wash out my brain with bleach.
(H/T: Daily Caller)