Barack Obama, Go F**K Yourself.

On the second to last night of the Democratic Convention, amidst a sea of liberal celebrities talking about glass ceilings and ignoring the fact that they’re voting for an obvious lying sociopath that would sell their rights to the highest bidder, President Barack Obama made a speech. According to Democrats, it was one of the best speeches he’s ever given, laying on the opponent, Donald Trump, and singing Hillary Clinton’s praises. Unicorns were farting rainbows and all was right in the world – a leftists’ paradise.

According to anyone with a functioning brain, however, it complete and utter horse s**t. Not only did Barack Obama – the nation’s worst President – actively lie to the American people, but he made sure that those lies would go on for years to come in a Clinton administration.

Here’s the full speech, if you can stomach it:

Now, armed with a stiff drink, I’m going to take apart Obama’s mentally challenged speech bit by bit, in the form of a letter.

Dear Barack Obama (Barry),

You said:

“I can say with confidence there has never been a man or a woman — not me, not Bill, nobody — more qualified than Hillary Clinton to serve as president of the United States of America,”

Listen, you can think Americans are dumb, and a fair few of them are, since they voted you in twice. However, don’t talk to all Americans like they’re as dumb as your low-information voters. There has never been a more qualified candidate for office? Really? Clinton had four separate FBI investigations that “mysteriously went away” the second you started giving her rides on Air Force One. By the way, I want my money back for that. Jet fuel ain’t cheap and knowing Clinton’s bankroll, she can afford it. America can’t.

You see, Hillary is what I’d like to call a reverse King Midas – every single thing Hillary touches turns to crap. She treated Iraq as a business opportunity instead of a war that meant the end of thousands of young American lives. She was wrong. She gave ISIS a helping hand when she decided that Assad – the only person actually fighting them – needed to be out of power in Syria, with no viable alternative. Now terrorism across the world is through the roof and we have a mounting body count within our borders because of it. This is directly her fault, and yours.

And let’s not forget Benghazi, in which she lied about not giving help to Americans who were murdered by savages while she was chilling at home – then she blamed it on a YouTube video and prosecuted the man who made the video. THAT’S a qualified President?! 

With those qualifications, most Americans would rather chew broken glass than enable your revisionist history lesson by voting for Hillary.

You also said,

“Nothing truly prepares you for the demands of the Oval Office. You can read about it. You can study it. Until you’ve sat at that desk, you don’t know what it’s like to manage a global crisis, or send young people to war. But Hillary’s been in the room; she’s been part of those decisions.”

She’s been…in the room? What the hell does that have to do with anything? One person being at a meeting doesn’t mean jack s**t if it doesn’t produce results that are actually useful to the country. For God’s sakes, Monica Lewinsky spent lots of time in the Oval office doing a job for the President, should we nominate her to be the next President?!

“Donald Trump is just offering slogans, and he’s offering fear. He’s betting that if he scares enough people, he might score just enough votes to win this election.
That is another bet that Donald Trump will lose. Because he’s selling the American people short. We are not a fragile or frightful people. Our power doesn’t come from some self-declared savior promising that he alone can restore order. We don’t look to be ruled.”

Barack, I mean this with all sincerity, did you suffer some sort of head trauma recently? Were you dropped on the head as a child? Did you eat some moldy bread? Because what you just said was so incredibly stupid that I don’t actually know where to start and you may need actual medical attention.

Let me get this straight, Trump is stoking the flames of fear by saying that we should enforce the rule of law and not allow people that want to kill us into the country? OK, let me give you an example:

If one President starts talking about how we need to ban certain types of weapons from the law-abiding public – infringing on constitutional rights by invoking fear of statistically insignificant mass shootings – and then implying that police are racist against the a community with the highest amount of illegal gun violence, that’s actual fear-mongering and putting people at risk.

If a President said that people who come to this country illegally and break the law should be given government services provided by the taxpayer, no matter how much crime and economic burden they lay on the country, that’s something we should actually be afraid of and putting people at risk.

If a President downplays the prevalence of terrorism around the world by radical Islamists that want nothing more than to see every man, woman, and child in the country killed violently, yet goes to great lengths to make ties to radical Muslim countries, despite their countless human rights violations and atrocities, that is something we should actually be afraid of and putting people at risk.

Donald Trump’s campaign is a response to your ineffective policies, evil agendas, and outright corruption. You don’t care about the American people because the only thing that matters is your ideology.

“So tonight, I’m here to tell you that, yes, we still have more work to do.”

You’ve more than doubled our national debt, youth unemployment is in the gutter, the black community has never been in more trouble, and division on lines of race have never been wider. This is what “work” you’ve done over the past eight years – your lasting legacy made on false vague notions of “hope” and “change,” all the while destroying the very thing that made us great.

You tried to bleed us dry, and now are advocating for a outright crook that will do it twice as fast. America cannot and will not stand for it. Your time is over, her time is over. You need to realize that in the annals of history, you will not be regarded as the President that brought the country together simply by being the first black President, instead you’ll be known as the one who nearly killed the country without a single shot being fired. After November, I hope to never see your face adorn my news feed ever, ever again.

For all the blood you’ve spilled for false narratives and horrible military leadership, for all the men and women you’ve put in harm’s way to further your toxic agenda, and for all the rights you’re willing to trample to get that little bit of political power, I say from the bottom of my heart, Barack Obama, go f**k yourself.

Thank you.