Stop me if you’ve heard this one:
A jihadi commits a suicide bombing, upon arriving in paradise he is escorted to a room and told:
“Allah is very pleased, you shall receive your reward shortly.”
After a few minutes, George Washington comes in with a Louisville Slugger and proceeds to beat the living heck out him.
The jihadi, battered and bruised, asks:
“What is happening?! Where is my reward?”
Ten minutes later, John Adams comes in with a iron crow bar and again, beats the living heck out of him. The jihadi, now significantly more bloody, asks:
“I don’t understand…my reward…where is it?!!”
Thomas Jefferson comes through the door, dragging a heavy, rusty lead pipe and gives him a beating ten times as bad as the first two. The jihadi can barely move. He lifts his beaten-in head and says to his escort,
“Please….please tell me where my reward is! I was promised 72 virgins by Allah!”
His escort, shuffling through paperwork, says,
“Oh, we get this all the time. There was a typo in the Koran, it should’ve read Virginians, not virgins, I’ll send in the next one now.”
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